What?

Me: Super Duper Apartment Complex, Me speaking, how may I help you?
Woman: I was calling to see if you have any one bedrooms available.
Me: Yes, we have several.
Woman: Oh good, what are the rates on them?
Me: Our one bedrooms are $670 and that includes heat and water.
Woman:… What? What utilities?
Me: Heat and water.
Woman: … I [...]

The Building is on Fire

Talking to the maintenance man the other day he told me a couple fun stories I thought would fit on this blog.
Story 1:
He got a call from one of our elderly tenants because she claimed that all her smoke detectors were going off. He quickly got over there to make sure there was no fire [...]

Who Turned Off the Lights????

I don’t know if this is how it is in most apartment complexes but when the power goes out it seems that I become the electric company. I have lived in a couple apartments in my time and when the power goes out I would normally look out my window or out into the hallway [...]

Seriously? Do you not see what I see?

Tenant during the checkout process doesn’t understand why on the termination form it stated there were stains on the carpet that are not repairable. I took them into the smaller bedroom and showed them the stain you see above. They didn’t understand why we had to charge them to replace the carpet. They thought you [...]